Lost on the Internet

How did I get here?

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Reblog with a screencap of your desktop. NO CLEANING.

slugbox:

rebeccacablah:

tapiocca:

bfg-stands-for-bigfatgay:

thebasketballwhichshiieplays:

kurokuke:

fuwa-fuwa-tony:

chemin-du-vent:

tavbro:

number1indeutschland:

daves-vagina:

pookie776:

jj-homo:

windows-vriska:

 which of these dogs is gay can you tell

good thing i enjoy organizing it weekly otherwise it would be ridiculous

lol alternia 

my other computer„,

Keeping my msn up because my icon is fabulous

hi

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Filed under reblog backgrounds thor/loki COME BROTHER! LET US ADVENTURE!

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coelasquid:

If anyone’s interested, a bunch of Corset Story’s steampunk stuff is on sale at nearly 50% off.

Whoops!  There goes my money!  Like seriously.  I sat on this site for about 15 minutes before deciding that if I were to MaybeHypotheticallyThinkAboutLookingAtOneThatWouldProbablyBeNiceToBuy, I would get the hot underbust one.
  Then three people people were like DOITNOWWHATSWRONGWITHYOUWHYAREYOUEVENTHINKINGABOUTTHIS.
Then Velolciraptor said, “It’s your birthday soon isn’t it?”  Then she thew money at me.  So I freak’n geeked out caught the money at threw it at the computer. So now I have a steampunk corset coming my way.

Filed under hot steampunk corset I've never seen one of this quality for under $100 I actually have the boobs to make this work look at those goddam hatches and the zippers there are definitively going to be self taken pictures with this one I'm going to have to find a shirt to wear underneath

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Today at work I played with kids, talked with parents about conservation, and most importantly, I made a coelocanth out of purple and red construction paper and taped it to the wall.  It looks kinda like this.

LOL

Oh yeah, and I am “Sea Star” of the month for April!
(employee of the month is apparently too mainstream) 

Filed under Sea Life Aquarium coelocanth more like coeLOLcanth amirite? You are still jealous of my job along with having your name put on the bulletin board the sea star of the month also gets $40 (apparently)

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surrexi:

thatbluebox:

sexworths:

st-andrei:

#”Clint honey that’s way too big for her” ”she’ll grow into it eventually Tasha” oh oops what was that #oh no #oh I’m not actually sorry #oops

#SOME POINT IN THE DISTANCE FUTURE #CLINT AND NATASHA GOT DRUNK AND FORGET TO USE PROTECTION #AND NINE MONTHS LATER MERIDA CAME ALONG #AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY #TONY WAS DESIGNING HER A IRON SUIT #NATASHA WAS ACTUALLY SUPER PROTECTIVE LIKE#’SHE IS NOT LEARNING HOW TO KILL A PERSON UNTIL SHE’S NINE’ #’AT LEAST NINE’ #AND CLINT WAS LIKE ‘HONEY THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED OKAY? DON’T LET ALL THE FANCY TECH FOOL YOU’ #’NOTHING TREATS YOU BETTER THAN A BOW’ #AND STEVE IS LIKE #’YOU TWO ARE THE ACTUAL WORST PARENTS OMG’ #AND THEN BOOM! #LOKI ESCAPED ASGARD #AGAIN #FOR LIKE THE GAZILLIONTH TIME #AND HE WENT TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM SHIELD BECAUSE WHY NOT? #AND MERIDA LIKE #ACCIDENTALLY LATCHED ONTO HIS LEG BECAUSE SHE’S TEETHING AND SHIT #AND LOKI IS LIKE #’WHAT IS THIS SMALL CREATURE DOING? OH MY GOD SHE’S BITING MY LEG GET IT OFF’ #AND HE DROPS HER OFF IN MEDIEVAL SCOTTLAND #AND THE KING IS LIKE #’I DINNA HAVE A CHILD OF ME OWN SO I WILL ADOPT YE’ #AND SHE LOVES BOWS #BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMILIAR AND SHIT #AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A LADY #SHE WANTS TO BE A BADASS MASTER SPY #BECAUSE IT’S IN HER BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD

 #and the church said amen

Those Comments are why I love the internet.

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Filed under merida brave bows this is so cute the comments are the best part kudos if you red them all double kudos if you red all of THESE

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Reasons Why Today is Awesome

In order of occurance:

I work at an aquarium.
I remembered to pack a lunch.
I found a penny on the ground.
Every tour I gave today went well.
It was free ice cream day at Hagen Daz.
I found another penny.
I remembered to buy light bulbs on the way home from work.
I remembered I own a Thor Bobble-Head.
I have all the ingredients for Taco-Salad.
I went on tumblr.
 
MotherFucknLifeIsAwesome 

Filed under life is awesome this is how you kick life in the teeth you are all jealous of how awesome I am I don't even care if that sounds arrogant something something playboy philanthropist Mother fucking macy's sale