Lost on the Internet

How did I get here?

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Since the start of 2014 I have:

Gotten a new piercing.
Dyed my hair.
Ended a relationship. 
Started a new relationship.
Been on a long car journey.
Passed an exam.
Cried on someone’s shoulder. 
Had a massive fight with a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Received flowers.
Had a Valentine.
Written a letter using pen and paper.
Gone to see a therapist.
Been prescribed medication by a doctor.
Read a really good book.
Gone to the zoo.
Spent too much money on unnecessary things.
Traveled by train.
Cried over someone.
Spent a day out in the sun getting a tan.
Slammed a door out of frustration.
Had an anxiety attack.
Had a BBQ.
Gone to the fair.
Gone bowling.
Seen a film at the cinema in 3D.
Gone on a date.
Been the only sober one on a night out.
Helped someone home after they’d had too much to drink.
Stayed up all night.
Talked on the phone/skype for over 2 hours.
Supported someone who’d received bad news.
Watched some kind of live sporting event.
Read an entire book in one day.
Bought a DVD the day it was released.
Eaten McDonald’s more than four times in a single week.
Cried as a result of exam stress.
Met some incredible new people.
Fallen backwards off a chair. 
Broken my glasses.
Cried over someone in my past.
Spent hours aimlessly browsing the internet. 
Thrown up.
Cried over a film.
Gone out of my way to avoid an ex-significant other.
Fought with someone in public.
Been in a relationship for a year or longer.

(Source: elfenfairy, via mandyshepard)

Filed under I might save up for a tattoo I'd have to do a ton of research though or go on a date with someone maybe a girl oh well

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This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

(Source: micdotcom, via hijikatamamoru)

Filed under its super hard to immigrate to Iceland too they know what they have and they want to keep it that way

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if i stick this bell into my ass do you think ill ahegao

That bell used to be part of a holiday decoration.

I didn’t make you that hoodie just so you could stick Christmas up your ass young lady!

It DOES have a flared base, making it technically butt-safe…

Don’t you encourage him!  She gets into enough trouble on her own!

Filed under Folly and I would be best parents pastels and hiking boots fishnet and dresses and ALL of the baked goods

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Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

(via sparklyflareon)

Filed under I have done the give ticket to kid thing it is worth seeing thier face thier face the joy of the moment is not lessened by spelling NAY it tis improved!

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Enjoy this 5-page preview of yet another debuting series, Neapolitan by Tamyra! In this new bi-monthly comic, the starring couple will try new things in the bedroom, starting with a little bondage…

If you want to read the rest and keep up with further updates, please go here to subscribe.

guys this comic huhaabahbluhahuhh

Filed under slipshine nsfw damn I really wanna read the rest of this I'll subscribe to slipshine one of these days maybe before a day off or something

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(The mod of the AskTehBowz blog insisted I make this, and I heard the PomPom and BoomBoom mod also encouraged me to, too? Don’t quote me on that.

Either way, serves me right, considering I was the one pestering the Bowz mod to even make their blog, so. u-u)

((OOC: lllllllooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIT WHAT THEY DID~!!! HA!!! GO ASK ‘EM QUESTIONS!!!! they’re a fantastic artist (as you can see~) a close friend of mine and LOOKIT EVERYONE i love it @u@

go pester them~))

Filed under hot damn I love the designs so goddam much and all the little details I'm not even sure who I like best aside from Bowser who is obviously the king